I looked out my window the other day
And what did I see?
A pair of fuckin pigeons
Well,fuckin wood pigeons to be exact.
Strutting about on my neighbours roof
She stood aloof, he paraded
Backwards and forwards he went
ruffling and puffing out his feathers
He approached up close
She turned away
On and on this scene went on
Until!
Suddenly,she let him near
And up he hopped,wings spread for balance
Onto her rear end he perched
A flutter of movement from him
She stood rock still
And in seconds it was over
Off he hopped
she shook herself
and turned towards him
He was no longer interested
He had done what he wished to do
So no more displays,no more interest
She reached for him,he stepped away
To the other end of the roof he went
she followed,he moved further
Eventually he flew away and left her.
And to think that the female of my species complains!
He is only interested in one thing!
And its over in a flash!
And then he turns away
and doesn’t want to know!
They should thank their fuckin stars they aint wood pigeons!!