Molly Packs In,( The Bored Womans Paradise!)

She was a bored hard working housewife
But her life felt such a mess
with a boring staid old husband
who made her totally depressed

when they went to bed at night
there was no spark to her fire
No excitement,and no loving
a complete lack of all desire

each day she would go to work
her fingers to the bone
till her husband would then return
And he would moan and he would drone zzzzzzz

She wondered what had happened?
What brought her life to this?
falling asleep from her exhaustion
and comatosed with a kiss

Every day was just the same
The same old boring chores
Till she went to bed again
And a husband that only snored!

Where was the excitement
that she’d once felt as a girl
and the husband that she’d married
who once made her heart a birl

Instead a life of disillusion
and making love in the past
Some distant far reminder
In her lost and passionless fast

So she went one day to the doctor
feeling alone and quite depressed
Please doctor,will you help me?
my life’s in such a mess!!

and so he did prescribe to her
and anti depressant quite`sublime
but she didn’t read the instructions
for she did not have the time

In the side effects it listed
Here is what it said
Of the things she might expect could happen
which never entered into her head

Drowsiness and dizziness
were things she could expect
diarrhoea, constipation, vomiting
were amongst the things it said

But one side effect she did not read
and one she would soon find out!
Was what would happen to her
when yawning came about!!

So off home she went,and she took her pills
and nothing changed quite right away
But then things began to happen
which all happened on one day.

She was standing listening to a banker
and she got bored as she could be
As he explained the ins and outs
of her balance sheets accountancy

She let out with a mighty yawn!!
And it nearly blew her mind!!
Something went very strange
and she felt it deep inside!

and then when she got home again
and her husband home from work did come
On and On and On he went
Such boredom left her undone!!

She was writhing on the floor
As each yawn overtook the next!!
Convulsions rippled through her
Orgasms at their best!

Moaning there in Ecstasy
She found a husband she could adore!
For even though he was not much good at sex
He was the Worlds most successful Bore!!

Rod Macfarlane